If you need a good chuckle, check out our humorous, cute, and sometimes sarcastic sayings about children. Let the words and images put a wide smile in your face! We all know parenthood is a serious thing, which is why it is so important to be able to laugh about it from time to time!
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
Sayings about children by Jerry Seinfeld
Setting an example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, “keep away from children”.
We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Parents quote by Phyllis Diller
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snow blower or vacuum cleaner.
Children sayings by Ben Bergor
Listening to parents’ advice is sort of like watching commercials. You know what’s coming, you’ve heard it all before, it’s a big bore, but you listen anyway.
Children are a great comfort in your old age — and they help you reach it faster, too.
Saying about children by Lionel Kauffman
Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions – everyone but a school bus driver.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
Parent quote by Leo J. Burke
There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.
Peter De Vries
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